A Different World

Title: JLA Chat
Author: Bruce and Diana Wayne
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Bruce and Diana Wayne do not own any of the characters in this story and no profit is being made. This was just for fun.

SUMMARY: The Justice League make a chat room...

TRKWLOI – Batman

amazonprincessww – Wonder Woman

Smallville124 – Superman

Emerald_Light – Green Lantern

WingedWarriorWoman – Hawkgirl

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn – Martian Manhunter

01CrimsonCutie01 – Flash

4merBoy1der – Nightwing

OriginalBatChick – Oracle

Llane – Lois Lane

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TRKWLOI: Hello.

TRKWLOI: Am I the first one here?

TRKWLOI: Why is everyone always late...?

TRKWLOI: *hides in shadows*

- amazonprincessww has entered the room-

amazonprincessww: hi!

TRKWLOI: *Glares* You’re late.

amazonprincessww: Don’t be so unpleasant. I’m only one minute late

TRKWLOI: Still called late in my book.

amazonprincessww: oh please

-Smallville124 has entered the room-

Smallville124: hey guys!

TRKWLOI: *glares*

Smallville124: huh?

amazonprincessww: ignore him.

amazonprincessww: he’s just upset that we’re a teeny bit late

TRKWLOI: *glares and hides in the shadows*

Smallville124: Okay...

amazonprincessww: so... what’s new?

Smallville124: Oh u no, same old same old

-01CrimsonCutie01 has entered the room-

01CrimsonCutie01: Hey guys! What’s up?

Smallville124: Hey Flash

amazonprincessww: hi

Smallville124: Did you get the mail out of your box yet?

Smallville124: It’s starting to pile up

01CrimsonCutie01: nope haven’t gotten around 2 dat yet

01CrimsonCutie01: I’ll do it 2morrow

01CrimsonCutie01: y r u 2 so quiet?

amazonprincessww: Not everyone has super speed you know

01CrimsonCutie01: o ya... I guess...

01CrimsonCutie01: But Supes does!

01CrimsonCutie01: Try to keep up, Boy Scout!

01CrimsonCutie01: Boy Scout?

01CrimsonCutie01: Hello?

Smallville124: Sorry, I was reading my emails...

TRKWLOI: *glares*

01CrimsonCutie01: Geez, Bats! You scared the shit out of me!

01CrimsonCutie01: What’s with the name?

amazonprincessww: *giggles*

TRKWLOI: *glares*

01CrimsonCutie01: What?

amazonprincessww: *giggles*

TRKWLOI: *glares*

Smallville124: I think I’m missing something here....

01CrimsonCutie01: ditto

amazonprincessww: It’s an inside joke

01CrimsonCutie01: Wait...

01CrimsonCutie01: It’s not anything like... private... is it?

TRKWLOI: NO!

amazonprincessww: no

01CrimsonCutie01: sure...

Smallville124: The Rain Knows What Llamas Omit Internally

amazonprincessww: What...?

Smallville124: *shrugs*

Smallville124: just a guess

TRKWLOI: Why would my name include llamas...?

Smallville124: *shrugs*

-WingedWarriorWoman has entered the room-

WingedWarriorWoman: hi people

Smallville124: hi!

01CrimsonCutie01: Hey HG!

amazonprincessww: hello

TRKWLOI: *glares*

TRKWLOI: You’re late!

TRKWLOI: D was late!

TRKWLOI: C was late!

TRKWLOI: W was late!

TRKWLOI: WHY IS EVERYONE LATE!?!?!?!?!

WingedWarriorWoman: Okay...

WingedWarriorWoman: Are you okay?

amazonprincessww: I really don’t think he is, Shy...

TRKWLOI: *glares*

amazonprincessww: *back-hands him*

TRKWLOI: Hey!

TRKWLOI: *glares and rubs head*

amazonprincessww: *glares back*

TRKWLOI: *goes back to the shadows and sulks*

01CrimsonCutie01: lol

01CrimsonCutie01: whipped

TRKWLOI: You’d better sleep with one eye open, West...

01CrimsonCutie01: *runs behind Diana*

01CrimsonCutie01: *sticks tongue out*

TRKWLOI: *narrows eyes*

TRKWLOI: I’m coming for you....

WingedWarriorWoman: Turkeys Ruined Katie Wagner’s Love Of Irwin

TRKWLOI: grr...

Smallville124: don’t bother

Smallville124: he’s not into group sharing

Smallville124: ;-)

01CrimsonCutie01: It’s something private between Bats and WW...

TRKWLOI: It is not!

WingedWarriorWoman: What is it Di?

amazonprincessww: *giggles* It’s nothing

WingedWarriorWoman: o, come on!

- Emerald_Light has entered the room-

amazonprincessww: no, it’s nothing

Emerald_Light: wut’s nuthin?

WingedWarriorWoman: Bruce and Diana have a secret...

Emerald_Light: What kinda secret...?

01CrimsonCutie01: I think it’s something dirty because Diana just giggles every time we say anything about it.

TRKWLOI: IT IS NOT!!!

TRKWLOI: One eye open, West.

amazonprincessww: y r u so mean 2 Wally?

TRKWLOI: Why are you not more upset about this?

Emerald_Light: Two Red Kangaroos Were Lying Out Invitations

01CrimsonCutie01: Good guess, GL!

TRKWLOI: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK MY NAME INVOLVES SOME SORT OF ANIMAL?!

amazonprincessww: *giggles*

- OrEoLuViNmArTiAn has entered the room-

01CrimsonCutie01: J’onn! Quick, what’s Bats’ name mean?!?!

TRKWLOI: I have enough money to turn Nabisco into a tire factry!

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: AH! NO!!!! I WON’T TELL! I PROMISE!

TRKWLOI: That’s what I thought.

01CrimsonCutie01: You’re mean, Bats...

- Llane has entered the room-

Llane: Clark? Are you in here?

Smallville124: Yes...

TRKWLOI: How’d you get in here?

WingedWarriorWoman: I thought this was a locked channel just for the JLA?

TRKWLOI: It is!

Llane: I’ve been brushing up on my hacking skills ;-)

Smallville124: Lois!

Llane: *rolls eyes* Anyway, I just came to tell you you’re late for a meeting, Smallville.

Smallville124: Ok, ok, I’ll b rite there...

Llane: You’d better be. I’m not covering 4 u again!

- Llane has left the room-

Smallville124: Bye guys...

- Smallville124 has left the room-

01CrimsonCutie01: lol

Emerald_Light: lol

WingedWarriorWoman: O, dat reminds me

WingedWarriorWoman: Linda paged u, but u left your pager on the table at the WT

01CrimsonCutie01: o, thanx, HG

WingedWarriorWoman: np

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: SM says there is a meeting at 8am tomorrow.

Emerald_Light: Ugh...

WingedWarriorWoman: 2 early...

-OriginalBatChick has entered the room-

-4merBoy1der has entered the room-

Emerald_Light: ok, is there a person n America who doesn’t no how 2 hack into our private chat line?

01CrimsonCutie01: I think there might be some Amish people in Pennsylvania who haven’t figured it out yet...

TRKWLOI: What r u 2 doing here?

4merBoy1der: Oh, hi Bruce. Nice 2 c u, 2, Bruce. Oh, me? I’m great. And u?

OriginalBatChick: *chucklez*

OriginalBatChick: Just bored, B

TRKWLOI: This line is NOT a toy.

amazonprincessww: Bruce... *crosses arms*

TRKWLOI: *glares at D*

OriginalBatChick: *giggles*

TRKWLOI: o, don’t start

OriginalBatChick: *whistles innocently*

amazonprincessww: What is it?

TRKWLOI: nothing...

OriginalBatChick: *grins*

4merBoy1der: *grins*

amazonprincessww: What is it?

amazonprincessww: Did I do something I shouldn’t have?

TRKWLOI: No, D.

TRKWLOI: it’s them, not you.

01CrimsonCutie01: If I’m not needed here, I think I’m going to go see what Linda wants.

01CrimsonCutie01: byebyebyebyebyebyebye

- 01CrimsonCutie01 has left the room-

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: I have a question.

Emerald_Light: ok

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: Is it possible for a printer to stare at you?

WingedWarriorWoman: I dont think so...

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: Are you sure? I think mine may be...

Emerald_Light: ok...

OriginalBatChick: U guys r boring.

4merBoy1der: ya. let’s go, Babs.

- OriginalBatChick has left the room-

-4merBoy1der has left the room-

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: Back off you fiend!

amazonprincessww: J’onn? Do u need sum help?

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: uhfdfjifd’plk;the;’[vdjfjvjhvhcvjhnd

TRKWLOI: What?

amazonprincessww: R u okay?

OrEoLuViNmArTiAn: The printer is after me! No time to talk!

- OrEoLuViNmArTiAn has left the room-

WingedWarriorWoman: ok...

Emerald_Light: That was weird.

WingedWarriorWoman: maybe we shud go help him...

Emerald_Light: *sighs* ok

- Emerald_Light has left the room-

- WingedWarriorWoman has left the room-

amazonprincessww: The Rich Kid With Lots Of Issues?

TRKWLOI: Yep.

amazonprincessww: See u 2morrow, B.

TRKWLOI: G’night, D.

- amazonprincessww has left the room-

- TRKWLOI has left the room-

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